WHY CAN’T SHEEP BE THE PLURAL OF SHOOP INSTEAD LIKE GOOSE AND GEESE
he got really mad cause he likes shoop better
i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
oh for fuck’s sake women’s magazines. EATING IS NOT AN INDULGENCE. I LITERALLY NEED FOOD TO LIVE
its funny when you tell people you are into sports and fitness and they’re like “oh I could never I like to eat”, like HA HAHA …HAHAHAHAHAH YO DO U KNO HOW MUCH SHIT I EAT?? YOU THINK OLYMPIC MEDALISTS BREAK THE SPEED OF FUCKING JUPITER BY EATING CARROTS? NO NIGGA YOU HAVE TO EAT TO BE STRONG.